Catholics Have Issues

I've learned a lot about Catholics since the boys started going to a Catholic school this year. Most pointedly, I've learned that Catholics can't park. Who knew? All those years that I thought they were ... different ... it had nothing to do with theology. Instead, its just that Those People can't park. And, yes, I've decided to call them "Those People" while using "that tone" and raising an eye-brow.

It seems that after EVERY function I attend at the church, some CATHOLIC has parked me in! Who in their right mind would double-park in a small mid-western town WITH PLENTY OF AVAILABLE PARKING!?! Apparently, Catholics.

What drives me nuts is that there is PLENTY of other parking available. No kidding. PLENTY of parking. But no matter where I park, when I come out of the function, some lunatic has parked me in! It varies from event to event. Sometimes the crazy person scampers out to dash away in their car, furtively glancing left and right. But one time, the ... person ... dawdled behind, chattering like a deranged squirrel!

Frankly, this has colored my view of Catholics. Before, I might have disagreed with them but I never thought them to be flat-out crazy. Now, I find myself speculating about people I know. "Hmmm, sure, they SEEM sincere and intelligent. But you never know. I've seen Those People park!"


LOL! Catholics can't sing, either; or at least, the music at Catholic services I've attended sounds like something straight out of the 1970s, with "Here I Am, Lord," sounding uncannily like a ripoff of the Brady Bunch theme song...

Paul Burgess | 12/18/2008 - 01:35 PM

*snicker* I feel that as a former Catholic, I should defend my people. Alas, I cannot.

Leni | 12/20/2008 - 05:27 AM

And if we die, we die, yeah it, cover has the vogue of times, zoombies, srroow, death, JC n the church, etc!Masterpiece, um, sure, it is a Friday cd cover, however like a book, it is not the cover so much as the content it holds inside! So wishing Friday the best as always, that chip on ur shoulder is now a small boulder,? Lol! The church gave u a mind fuck, but it made u the mad genius that FH was born into n transformed u into Oscar Wilde 21st century style! Not all bad! Nothing ever is, without the formal catolic religion, I left that h out for artistic expression, JC n mystics were n r part of the deal! Cover needed red robed lamas, jc as spirit, holy ghost, real, maybe dancing Krishna, Shiva? Msybe not, bottom lineJesus loves u Friday! More than ur fans! It's later than any of us realize,Gavin a bible quote 4U! From the heart,John 14:1 let not ur heart be troubled, it seems as if msybe it is? sign of the times!Many are, god loves great art, you n anyone reading this!PeaceHappy Friday !!

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