Just Plain Disturbing

I have the plague. I'm miserable. If it gets worse, I'm going to the hospital Thats just the whiny ramblings of a woman with plague, because if I really believed that I'd be in the mini-van on the way to the emergency room. I'm just sick enough to be annoyed.

My parents are visiting this week. LOTS of us are sick, which makes for a lovely vacation (note: sarcasm). You know, last time we had a vacation we got antibiotic-resistant strep. Just a thought.

And I think I also have food-poisoning and an UTI. When it rains it pours! Maybe my immune system just gave up ... Anyway, on to the truly disturbing thoughts ... I went to TJMaxx (even if I was sick we still had to take someone to the airport in the city which is near real shopping) ... I saw something that was so revolting it ought to be illegal to even design it, much less sell it ...

... a padded push-up bra for SIX YEAR OLDS! Thats right, in the kiddie underwear section, no mistaking the size. If your six year old doesn't have boobs yet, don't worry, you can still dress her like a hooker! All you need is a padded push-up bra. I was speechless at the time, but now that I'm sick and whiny I found a few words ... Nope, still mostly speechless.

Update: I forgot the part where I almost passed out when I threw-up about two cups of blood. Well, actually, I spit-up cherry Slurpee. But you don't immediately think "Gee, that must be cherry Slurpee". Well, anyway, I don't. Personally, I think "Aieeeeee! BLOOD!"

Update Two: A few minutes ago, my husband walked through the room making a generic harmless statement. To which I responded "I'm going to die" in the most pathetic voice. He looked at me and kinda laughed, replying "we are such different people" as he gave me hugs-n-pats. See, when he's sick he wants to be left alone to sleep it out. When I'm sick, I want him to sit there and pet me while I lie on my death-bed miserable-n-whiny.


Yahoo! I think my comments are fixed. Perhaps I'm going to go turn off comments on posts older than two weeks to avoid effects of being a spam-magnet. But that will take energy, and right now I'm using all my energy to whine!

Lucy | 03/24/2005 - 02:39 AM

I especially liked the part about the "Aieee! Blood!"

King of Fools | 03/24/2005 - 02:12 PM

A padded bra!!?!! EEEEEEHHHHHH, that makes me furious. Dean had wanted a little girl. I don't think you will remember his darling post about having a daughter. Saw you on his site today but I have dropped by other times. I don't get around that much on the internet but always enjoy you.


Janelle | 03/25/2005 - 02:02 AM

Yeay! Comments are back!

I was in Walmart last night and in the toddler shoes, I found stilletto flip flops. No kidding. I was dumbfounded.

But, the bra would have to top that, wouldn't it?

Get better soon!

Leni | 03/25/2005 - 07:51 PM

Wow. Hope you get better soon! Happy Easter, eh? :-)

Julie | 03/25/2005 - 11:15 PM
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