I wish one of the days of the weeks started with a "G". I like alliteration. But, no. No such luck. And I can't think of any other good themes. Whats another name for gossip that starts with one of the following letters: S M T W F ? I really need to know. I'm developing a plan! I'm going to focus on local gossip one day a week ...

See, someone told me this week that the reaction to being "outed" locally was horror and panic. Not on my part, mind you, but the general population. Yes, Lucy caused horror and panic to run amok in this sleepy little town. Apparently the initial reaction to finding out "Lucy has a blog" was "Aieeeeeeeeeee! Will! She! Write! About! Me!?!"

That made my husband laugh so hard he almost fell off the bed. See, he knows that just because I'm on the internet doesn't mean I automatically have millions of readers. Also, he knows I don't use "real" names. Usually. Frankly, if I were so inclined, I could do FAR more damage at the local walmart with a few well-placed words. Thats right, people, live in fear! I go to Walmart at least once a week! Bwahahahaha! (Thats a joke. Not the part that I go to Walmart all the time, but the part that I would tell "stuff" at Walmart. Sorry. I couldn't help myself)

Oh! Oh! Oh! TALKING TUESDAY! I'm going to have a "Talking Tuesday" posting where I'll talk about local stuff! Stay tuned! Tuesday is tomorrow!