The Green Tuxedo

Some sentences just grab my attention. And hold it captive. Overheard in the back-seat of the car, between the two boys (Ron, age 11, and Lee, age 9)

Ron: You can NOT wear a green tuxedo to my wedding.
Lee: I SO will if I want to.

Ron: Not if you're the best man you won't.
Lee: Yes I will :P

Ron: Well, then, I won't let you be in any of the pictures.
Lee: I'll just bring my OWN camera and take a LOT of pictures with me in all of them.

Lucy: Boys, I hate to break this to you, but the BRIDE gets to tell everyone what to wear.
Lee: (gasp) She can't tell ME what to wear!
Ron: WHAT!?! (blink, blink)

Lucy: Seriously. The bride is in charge of everything. And that means you.
(long pause)
Lee: Let's make sure she knows that I want a bright green tuxedo with a top hat! And a CAPE!



King of Fools | 02/12/2009 - 03:11 AM

ROFLOL!!! How do you ever keep a straight face around them???

Leni | 02/13/2009 - 04:22 AM
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