VBS, PMS, PTSD, Whatever

Life is crazy this week. Really. Ok, not "really". Its not as if I could have these people committed. Posting will NOT commence until after Tuesday. Here's a joke (perhaps parental discretion advised, depends on your parent) to hold you over. I have no idea who wrote it, as I got it from another friend, who got it from a friend, etc. But I laughed until I cried.

"You are driving in a car at constant speed. On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?"

(answer in extended entry)

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!


ROFLOL! Thank you. I guess that will have to hold me til after Tuesday. *sigh*

Leni | 07/27/2006 - 08:14 PM


Janelle | 08/02/2006 - 03:38 AM
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